Do I look like I need a nanny?

Is being a young adult such a crime that walking out without a guardian is considered as heinous? Does it mean that I need to listen to babyish talk or the "Little girl..I told you so.."?

Give me a break...In the EARLY twenties means that I get youthful skin, have more energy, have more TIME and the best of everything in the world! Less experienced is not at all that bad..It makes you more human...Just a gentle reminder. If I need a nanny, I will get a hot Italian not a witch..

Did I just make you feel old and crinky in an old bun? Awww..Too bad. We can talk when the clock strikes twelve and I become 25..

Till then..Shut up